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funny sayings


by Mark Lugris

Funny sayings probably wouldn't be so funny if we didn't remember the people who said them.  From Groucho Marx to Jerry Seinfeld, funny sayings become part of our national heritage, and help define humor in our culture.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

 Groucho Marx quotes (American comedian, actor and singer, 1890-1977)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

 Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television actor and comedian, b.1954)

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Whether sly, incisive or sarcastic, funny sayings often add wisdom and humor to daily exchanges.  Funny sayings aren't limited to comedians or actors, rather funny sayings are usually spontaneous expressions that find their way into popular culture.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."

 Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)

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Unlike timeless proverbs, funny sayings are continually being renewed.  Every generation has new funny sayings, yet the funny sayings of the past improve with age.

From Mae West:

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

 Mae West quotes (American actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)

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To Woody Allen

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

 Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)

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At we offer a wealth of funny sayings in every category an

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