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American Journalist, Correspondent, Writer and Producer, b.1919
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.”

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