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American Writer, b.1946
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The average Southerner has the speech patterns of someone slipping in and out of consciousness. I can change my shoes and socks faster than most people in Mississippi can speak a sentence.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile attempt to recapture the comforts that you wouldn't have lost if you hadn't left home in the first place.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -- stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.”

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