“Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device. Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.' Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'”
“Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually. Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people. Samantha: That's how I know!”
“Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.”
