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American Writer and Humorist, b.1950
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”

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