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American Entertainer whose unusual comedic method and expert timing made him a legendary success in US radio and television for more than 30 years. 1894-1974
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Modesty is my best quality”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Gags die, humor doesn't”

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