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humorist, b.1935
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“Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear”
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“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.”
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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
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“I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
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“You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again”
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“It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.”
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“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”
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“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.”
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“Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.”
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