“I lead a pretty boring life. I once met an editor from the National Enquirer who said to me, almost apologetically, 'I'm sorry, but we're really not interested in you.' I'm afraid that's true.”
“The characters are not hesitant to use wonderful words like 'pathetic' and 'bracken' ? reeds along the river. He uses those words, knowing kids will ask 'What does that mean?' ... Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.”