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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
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“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.”

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“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

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“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example”
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“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”
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“No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry”

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“Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.”

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“Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.”
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
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“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”
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