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“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.”
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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
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“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
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“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”
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“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.”
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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