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“Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.”
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis quotes (American first lady (1961-63), Wife of John F. Kennedy, 1929-1994)
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed”
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal quotes (American actor, comedian, director, writer, producer, b.1947)
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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

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“The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.”
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“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
John Barrymore quotes (American stage and film Actor. 1882-1942)
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.”
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush quotes (American first lady (1989-93), the wife of George Bush, b.1925)
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
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