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American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”

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