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“The worst crime is faking it”
Kurt Cobain quotes (American Musician and Singer of the grunge rock band Nirvana. 1967-1994)
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“Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it”
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“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
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“Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.”

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“Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose”
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“One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.”
Klaus Kinski quotes (German Actor who had a stage and film career of more than 40 years. 1926-1991)
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“Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah. [The Savior's Manual]”
Richard Bach quotes (American Writer, author of 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull', b.1936)
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“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.”
Richard Jeni quotes (American actor and comedian)
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“We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.”
Bill Cosby quotes (American Actor, Comedian and Producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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“If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
dmg Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is said in Washington seriously. You heard about the Medicare actuary who was forced to fudge the numbers and lie to Congress to keep his job. You heard the falsified numbers in Iraq on everything from the cost of the war to the number of trained Iraqi troops to a slam dunk case for weapons of mass destruction. You heard about the administration sponsored fake newscasts to mislead people all across America.”
iilana Senator John Kerry quotes (American Senator, b.1943)
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