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“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”

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“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”

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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

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“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"”

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“Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...”

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“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”

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“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”

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“And then there was [Secretary of Defense Donald] Rumsfeld coming out and saying, "I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen." And everyone else is saying, "Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something? What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency?" . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, "What? It's just a sweater!"”

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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

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“[on Michael Jackson]
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.”

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“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”

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