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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
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