My Account
Help
Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!
All
similar:why a four year old child could understand this...
Quotations
Authors
Topics
Keywords
Contributors
My Quotations
More...
Quotation:
“
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Add to Chapter...
1-10 Quotations of
179
Users who liked this quote also liked:
“
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Principles quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Living quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Funny quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
”
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Funny quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
”
McNolia
Groucho Marx quotes
(
American
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Singer
,
1890
-
1977
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
Collect your favorite quotes in your online Quotations Book for
FREE!
Please Register!
close
Tweet
Suggested
>
T-Shirt quotes
>
funny quotes
>
famous quotes
>
movie quotes
>
sayings
>
proverbs
>
funny sayings
>
Inspirational Quotes
>
Cute Quotes
>
Friendship Quotes
>
Motivational Quotes
ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy
|
Terms of Service
|
Advertise
|
About us
|
Press room
|
Contact us
|
Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016