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1955
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“Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?”
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“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
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“Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.”
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“I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”
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“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
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“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”
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“I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
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“My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
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“If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”
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“It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.”
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