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“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."”

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“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”

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“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”

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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

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“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”

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“I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

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“The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.”

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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”

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“Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.”

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“And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)”

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“If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.”

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