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“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”

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“After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain”

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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

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“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”

Pablo Picasso quotes (Spanish Artist and Painter. 1881-1973)

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“Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an hour or so of analyzing the data, one of them remarked: "Do you realize it would take 400 men at least 250 years to make a mistake this big ?”

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“Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.”

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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable”

Leslie Lamport quotes

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“Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are”

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“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”

Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)

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“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.”

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“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”

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