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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCrabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMagnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAuto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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