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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”

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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”

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“It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain.”

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“All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required”

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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”

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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”

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“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages”

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“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”

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“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”

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“And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)”

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“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”

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