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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”

The Simpsons

Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)

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“If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

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“I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun”

Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)

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“English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”

Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
Character: Charlie Brown quotes. Book: Peanuts quotes

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