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“I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

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“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”

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“Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!”

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“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“Love is a promise delivered already broken.”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was. . . a large Arctic region covered with ice.”

Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

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