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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?”
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