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“It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.”

P. J. O'Rourke quotes (American political commentator,Journalist, Writer and Humorist, b.1947)

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“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.”

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“Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about ''character issues.'' Either that or just go ahead and determine the presidency with three-legged races and pie-eating contests. It would make better TV.”

P. J. O'Rourke quotes (American political commentator,Journalist, Writer and Humorist, b.1947)

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“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”

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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

Robert A. Heinlein quotes (American science-fiction Writer, 1907-1988)

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“It's always darkest before you step on the cat”

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“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer”

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“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime”

Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

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“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich”

Louis Sabin quotes

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“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality”

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“The business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell”

Elbert Hubbard quotes (American editor, publisher and writer, 1856-1915)

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