My Account
Help
Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!
All
similar:software is usually accompanied by documentation...
Quotations
Authors
Topics
Keywords
Contributors
My Quotations
More...
Quotation:
“
Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
About:
Software quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
21-30 Quotations of
171
Users who liked this quote also liked:
“
In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.
”
santiz
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Sports quotes
,
Golf quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Electricity quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Fear quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Global Warming quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Humor quotes
,
Funny quotes
,
Time quotes
,
Technology quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Internet quotes
,
Pornography quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
”
Dave Barry quotes
(
American
Writer
and
Humorist
best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
Collect your favorite quotes in your online Quotations Book for
FREE!
Please Register!
close
Tweet
Suggested
>
T-Shirt quotes
>
funny quotes
>
famous quotes
>
movie quotes
>
sayings
>
proverbs
>
funny sayings
>
Inspirational Quotes
>
Cute Quotes
>
Friendship Quotes
>
Motivational Quotes
ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy
|
Terms of Service
|
Advertise
|
About us
|
Press room
|
Contact us
|
Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016