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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.”
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