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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

Bruce Aidells quotes (American , )

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“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.”

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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)

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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)

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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)

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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”

Craig Kilborn quotes

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“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”

Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)

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“Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.”

W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)

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“Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.”

Simon Fowler quotes

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“There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else”

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