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“I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.”

Joan Rivers quotes (American humorist, b.1935)

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“In Jewish history there are no coincidences.”

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“I marvel at the resilience of the Jewish people. Their best characteristic is their desire to remember. No other people has such an obsession with memory.”

Elie Wiesel quotes (Romanian born American Writer. Nobel Prize for Peace in 1986. b.1928)

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“A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"”

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“The Jewish people, ever since David slew Goliath, have never considered youth as a barrier to leadership.”

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy quotes (American 35th US President (1961-63), 1917-1963)

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“To sing it right, Franco, you have to be Jewish.”

Richard Tucker quotes (American operatic tenor and cantor. 1913-1975)

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“I do not recall a Jewish home without a book on the table.”

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