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“It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.”

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“I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.”

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“I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.”

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“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”

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“I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.”

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“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'”

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“2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.”

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“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”

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“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”

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“I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...”

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“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”

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